Bed Bug Mobile

Like an itchy party clown, you can actually hire this guy to show up at your job. He guarantees your whole office a minimum of 2 days off as your building is fumigated.

Seems fair.

It's Raining Razor Blades on Lexington Avenue!

As I crossed Lexington Avenue on my way to work this morning, I heard a metallic sound and turned to see a razor blade, mid-bounce, 20 feet from where I was walking. I looked up and about 20 floors up, was a window washer, blissfully unaware of his missing tool.

That would have stung.

(The Window washer is circled in red)

The Morning Commute

No one likes you when you do this on a crowded rush hour train.

500 Million +1

Hell has frozen over and I have joined the ultimate time suck; Facebook.

I feel ashamed and a little dirty.

Here's the link to my shame.

The Goodness

This post has nothing at all to do with the fine services of M&M Carpet Installation of North Haven, CT or the impressive real estate skills of GRL and Realtors of New Haven.

I'm just taking a moment to ponder the impending replacement of my 7 1/2 year old Mac G4 with the beauty shown above. Mmmmm, shiny.

A-Rod Hits 600 Home Runs

It took a while, but A-Rod finally hit his 600th home run. I would blame this on the nerves that separate A-Rod from true greatness. Talented: Yes. Clutch: Most times, no.

In celebration of this event, I am offering the services of M&M Carpet Installation of North Haven to all of the Connecticut-based Yankees.

I'm looking in your direction, Mark Texiera.

The new Macs are here!

Aaaghhh!!!!

Sorry, I've been waiting 7 1/2 years for that news.